Jacob, to Bella: How can you love an evil vampire? And not me? Look how shirtless I am!
Bella: You're a werewolf. But I love you, too. It's confusing.Both sit and look confused.
Cut to: Bella's bedroom, decorated with "I [Heart] Vampires" bumper stickers and pictures of rain.
Edward: How can you talk to him? He's dangerous! He has an abnormally high body temperature! My people have long despised his people! Except that none of us are really people!
Bella: I'm Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
-Seattle Times-
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